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Body found, believed to be missing girl

By Kenyu Reed The body of a young woman was found late last night by an employee at the waste refinery in Philadelphia. It appears she was deposited at the city dump with trash from the Citizens Bank Park some time back in August. “I had no idea she was there”, says Michael Graves, the [...]

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Strange Tale of the Paranormal

By Kenyu Reed Media, Pa A couple has reported to the local police department several detailed accounts of a ghost in their warehouse loft. Police were moved to investigate the calls due to the credibility of the couple. Victor Edwards is the Superintendent of Schools for Delaware County and his wife Hellen Edwards is a [...]

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Open for business!

By Someguy WeMadeup The Elks County Mall will be open today after an emergency closing due to a broken water main. The scheduled appearance of “Tim and his Dancing Sausages” will go on as planned, so please get there early! You do not want to miss it! The anti-graffiti campaign launched one year ago at the Elks [...]

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Would-be Assasin Shot By Police

Kenyu Reed, Disassociated Press Authorities were shocked early Thursday morning when 19 year old Aaron Reddering attempted to invade the secure safehouse where the young woman hunted by the Deadjournal Killer was being held.  Trixem Light has been under FBI protection since December after she reported the killer to authorities.  Ms Light then taunted the killer, [...]

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